The Reino of Reinado Brasileiro is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dom Vianna III de Criciúma with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.087 billion Brasileiros are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Criciúma. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brasileiro economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Coroa Imperial Lusofônicas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,376 Coroa Imperial Lusofônicas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

When it comes to real men it takes one to know one, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reinado Brasileiro's national animal is the Águia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Reinado Brasileiro is ranked 5,201^st in the world and 12^th in Portugal for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 18,545.06 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.